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This is why I'm hot!


My hero theme song:

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I am known as:

SMILF (Step-Mom I'd Like to...)


My superpower:

Can breathe limitlessly under 1 foot of water, as long as wearing snorkel. Can balance half-empty bottles of Sprite while playing Spiderman in the bathtub and feeding a yapping weinerdog.

My weapon of choice:

Kick-ass flippers and threats of time-out.


My Kryptonite:

"I love you, Mama."


Mode of Transportation:

Self-propelled by Tab energy drink.

You should also know that:

This is a recently developed power and is still under construction!



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