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I am known as: Cpt. Thirsty


My superpower:The Ability to defend humans rights to consume alcoholic beverages.... and cry icecubes



My weapon of choice:Salt Shaker and Shot Glass


My personal Kryptonite:Strippers


Mode of transportation:Police Escort



Who you'll find in my League of Friends: Cpt. Dehydrated(arch enemy), Mr. Gulp, Equal Hatred for All, U-M-A-N-D-U-U-U-H, and of course the one who started it all my dad.


My personal motto is ... Shots All Around


You should also know that: I cry Ice Cubes, have a powerful accesorie belt made up of flasks, a secret shot glass hidden in my buttox, and can out drink almost all of my friends.





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