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Festus Bombastus
Justice. . . be mine!
 Played by: Himself | AGE 37 HOMETOWN Peoria, IL (born) Tokyo, Japan (probably dying) OCCUPATION Alcoholic KNOWN POWERS Raging anger, binge drinking, exceptional interpretive dancing, and amazing feats of strength and dexteriety ALSO KNOWN AS "El Niño Que huele Dulce Hermoso" OR "Bolas Del Hierro Del Sheriff" |
PERSONAL LIFE
| SIGNIFICANT OTHERS |
| Sigourney Weaver |
| FAMILY |
| The Fondas and I no longer speak...to each other I mean. |
| FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES |
| My old colleagues from Mensa |
| ENEMIES AND RIVALS |
| The Baldwin family except dear Stephen |
POWERS
| WHAT THEY MEAN |
| Basically I get really, really drunk and then I get angry and break a lot of unjusticey ****. If I'm drinking Zima, you can definately count on some serious interpretive dance to British Techno. |
| HOW HE/SHE DISCOVERED THEM |
| ...Basically I got really, really drunk and then I got angry and I broke a lot of unjusticey ****. The next night was Techno/Zima night at a local British Pub. |
| HOW HE/SHE USES THEM |
| ...Basically I get really, really drunk and...Aw peaches! You know the rest! |
| KNOWN VULNERABILITIES |
| Arbor Mist, Donny Osmond crooning love songs from the 70's, and wheat germ. |
EXTRAS
| MOST MEMORABLE LINES |
| "I'll break your nose and kick your face in a punch fight." "Rest assured America, Festus Bombastus has evil by the balls! Justice...be MINE!: |
| THINGS ABOUT HIM YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE NOTICED |
| He dated your sister for a year. You just didn't notice. |
| CHARACTER'S PLACE IN THE 'HEROES' UNIVERSE |
| Hiro's disgruntled pet from Tokyo. Upon Hiro's departure, severe alcohol intake ensued. |
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT (BY EPISODE)
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 Episode 1.02 "Don't Look Back" | In this episode ... Festus passed out stone drunk on Hiro's apartment floor. | |
 Episode 1.03 "One Giant Leap" | In this episode ... Passed out. | |
 | In this episode ... Passed out. | |
 | In this episode ... Passed out. | |
 | In this episode ... Passed out. | |
 | In this episode ... Passed out. | |
| Episode 1.08 "Seven Minutes to Midnight" | In this episode ... Passed out. | |
 | In this episode ... Woke up long enough to roll over, throw up, and choke on his tongue a bit. Passed out yet again. | |
 | In this episode ... Festus and Hiro spend all their free time together eating sweet, sweet candy and enjoying episodes of Star Trek. Hiro's father does not approve. | |
 | In this episode ... Passed out. | |
 | In this episode ... Passed out. | |
 | In this episode ... Twitching. | |
 Episode 1.14 "Distractions" | In this episode ... Passed out. | |
 Episode 1.15 "Run!" | In this episode ... It's technically a coma now. | |
 Episode 1.16 "Unexpected" | In this episode ... Coma. | |
 Episode 1.17 "Company Man" | In this episode, Woke up suddenly choking on his tongue and tears. Sensed that the coma wouldn't return, so he went out to Ace again. While there, he became enraged when Cascada's song "Everytime We Touch" was abruptly cut short by armed robbers attempting to steal the club's sound system, money, and booze. Festus swiftly gets the evil-doers by the balls, and throws them into oblivion with his trademark "ball-swing." | |
 Episode 1.18 "Parasite" | In this episode, After spending most of the night in a Tokyo jail for public intoxication and indecent exposure, he returns to Hiro's apartment. Ashamed, sweaty, and itchy, he passes out. | |
 Episode 1.19 ".07%" | In this episode ... Passed out. | |
 Episode 1.20 "Five Years Gone" | In this episode, Leads his life as an erotic, interpretive pole dancer in an opening act for Niki/Jessica Sanders. He suffers from IBS and a broken heart. | |
 Episode 1.21 "The Hard Part" | In this episode ... Passed out/coma/dead. | |
| Episode 1.22 "Landslide" | In this episode ... Passed out/coma/dead. | |
| Episode 1.23 "How to Stop an Exploding Man" | In this episode, Suddenly wakes up and exclaims, "I HAVE SOMETHING I NEED TO DO!" Farts, then passes out. |
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