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I am known as:
Bu Yao Daocha

My superpower:

Making chopsticks appear anywhere ... even your brain.

My weapon of choice:
chopsticks

My Kryptonite:
silverware. I am allergic to it.

Mode of Transportation:

sandalwood sandals

You should also know that:

I do not speak mandarin